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I am glad to learn and not know everything. It gives me hope to have a goal I can't reach, but I'm happy to reach for.

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Well, I never made a post. So, now is as good as ever. Right?
I just want to test out the space to see what I can do with my profile...

Now! Whistles.........what...a...joke...

I find two flash tutorials on how to find and identify abusive reviews and flash movies.
I follow the instructions and decide
"I haven't done anything for NG...I might as well dedicate some time to clean this place up and get that cool looking deity whistle!"

So, I proceed as such. One week later, I get a garbage whistle.
"Whoa!" I said.
What a surprise that was!

Then I do the next logical thing. I checked out the forums, read, read, & read some more.
*sigh* I said (or the sound I made)

If a reviewer cuzzes out another reviewer, but supports the flash.
It's ok, because if he insults the other reviewer alone, that's bad. But, as long as he likes the flash, that makes up for it.

If a reviewer writes "@#*# this is so @!*&#$ing %$$!* @#$ %&*ing great!!!!!"
(without the censoring of course)
It's ok, because the cussing is to represent extreme happiness.

If the reviewer writes "lolololololololololololololololololol ololololololololololol" for four full lines of text.
It's ok, because the limit is over (approximately) 8 lines of text.

If a reviewer only writes "lol".
It's ok, because that is all he had to offer in constructive criticism.

There are many other silly examples, but whatever...

Also, most of the "mods?" that look at these reviews don't even agree on the "abusiveness" of some reviews...

So! In conclusion.
It's ONLY abusive if:
1) The reviewer directly threatens the author (including death or suicide) and/or tells him/her to stop making flash submissions.
2) The reviewer votes low and SAYS he didn't watch/play the flash.
3) The reviewer says to blam the flash.
4) The reviewer puts up a chain letter.
5) The reviewer puts up a text pic (like a bunny or roflcopter)

Forget those whistle flash tutorials. These are the only guidelines you need because ALL others are subject to the personal preferences of the mod-guy at that time. But, good luck finding those types of reviews...

If I had known the whistle system was broken, I wouldn't have bothered....

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